Ex ICT Gathering @ Coca KL Plaza

Finally, the longest serving staff of ICT left the company. Now Chelmen knows how it feels to be free from HELL. Heheheheheh happy... gila-gila happy and muka pun macam baru buat facelift! Ceria saja... (every ex-ICT will definitely agree on this)

This time, the farewell was held kat COCA Steamboat Restaurant in KL Plaza... enjoyed the food... makan punya banyak sampai lasted until dinner! And this time also, we were all introduced to Mike's Girl friend and wife-to-be, Wen Loo - welcome to the happy Ex-ICT family girl!

Congratulations to Chelmen who joined IBM and thank you to Wendy, Mike, Wen Loo, Amir, Shahrina, Leong, Nikky, Agnes, Rowena, Jon & Wife, Saiful, Syamsul & Lee Yean for making this gathering cum farewell lunch a success...now, enjoy the pics guy.

The celebrated girl is in the middle.
The ones on the left and right are two happy people who left the company much earlier.

Red Box Ex-ICT Gathering/Farewell

Kelly Chen Singing

Leaving my previous workplace for good has always been a grand event. kah kah kah... yeah, like in February when five of us left we had a grand hi-tea gathering at Eastin Hotel.... photos later! This time, 4 of them (Mike, Vincent, Azah and Afni) left, so giving an excuse for another big gathering lor! Hehehehe ya la... celebrating their freedom kan. Eventhough only Mike was present we had so much fun. Also celebrated Chelmen's, Mike's and Amir's birthday (cake inclusive in the package), ate plenty of buffet food and sang alot of Chinese songs wakakakakaka. This time the gathering was at Red Box The Curve.

Millions thanks to those who attended: Mike, Chelmen, Rowena, Amir, Jon & Wife, Chin Yee, Lee Yean, Agnes, Nikky, Darren and Adrian... jumpa lagi!

Aku nak gaji!!!!! Mana gaji aku!!!!

Mana gaji aku???????? Dah 27hb ni!!!!! Aku nak gaji!!!!!! Aku nak gaji!!!!!! Duit!!!!! Duit!!!! Duit!!!! Hahahahah tengok ler... aku dah nak jadik hantu ni...... Hahahah kalau aku jadik hantu, I will choose to haunt these people yang menyusahkan hidup aku!!! Muakakakakaak!

Miss Piggy... Who?

Hahahahah this is a photo of Miss Piggy if you're wondering who she is lah... Well, this is how she's going to look like if she remains the BITCH she currently is. May you rot in HELL... Burn Baby Burn!!!! Muahahahahahaha!

Emlpoyee Vs. Employer Relations...

The female kambing (hahaha I'm the male one of course) forwarded an email this afternoon on employee relations. I have my own version though especially dedicated to Employer Relations. Especially in this hypocrisy era surrounding Intense Continuous Torture, employers need such treatment from the employees.

Following are some good and applicable example taken and twisted from Shahrina's email:

Situation 1:

When Jebon Jr says "Syah, can you help me with the VO?"
Syah should reply "Fuck shit, do it yourself. I'm no longer a charity machine donating my melodious voice for free. Moreover, I'm on salary"

Situation 2:

When Malaun says, "Sham, it's a job well done!"
Sham should reply, "You talking to me bitch? Or are you talking to one of your cronies? Go to hell with your microwave oven"

If you guys see here, it is a trend now, in this highly double-faced environemnt, to actually double the length of reply that you give to your employer. This will definitely guarantee you a 6 months bonus. However, please remember, when a dear friend is the one talking to you, be very short but sweet. For example: If Jess asks Syah to do VO for her mag, Syah should reply, "You're a hottie, anything for you babe!"

So, good luck guys.

Remember, double the length of your reply - it will guarantee you at least a six month bonus! Have fun with thy words!

The Blue-Hyppo & Multi-tasking & TMNET Song

Haven't u heard of multitasking?
Building the web, doing sales @ last-minute-task.
It's a broadband age....it's not a stoneage!!
Haven't u heard we can save time -
when u help the others we can cut costs?
It's a broadband age...its not a stoneage

Hahahah lagu nih, Hamidah yang tulis... forwarded to me by Aphni... tu ha kat atas tu... muka pencipta lagu dan pengforward lirik nih.... jangan lupa... nyanyikan dengan tune TMNET macam dalam iklan kat TV tuh... selamat menyanyi... mbeeeeekkkkk!!!!

Working in an air-conditioned HELL

I guess everyone here knows how it feels not being appreciated. I'm feeling just that here in this air-conditioned 'hell'. I just wonder why some people (especially Miss Piggy) can be so blind not to see what people do for her. Is she so dumb or maybe it is her pathethic lonely life that makes her what she is. I just wish one day she'd come to anyone of us and say a simple 'thank you', very sincerely.

Yesterday, one of the clients called and granted my wishes. At least they listened and appreciated what I've done for them. Well, they even mentioned that that the wishes were granted because THEY trusted ME because of the rapport I've built with them. It's definitely a sad case where outsiders know how to appreciate you but your own kind shuns at you.

Errrr ter emote plak... macamana ek... rasa cam nak cakap lepas je dalam ni tapi 'bahaya' kan...

I'm having all these shenanigans up my throat already. Everyday rasa macam malas sangat nak bangun pagi and admit myself into this hell. Everyday i drag being here, what more having to face Miss Piggy. And everyday I despise working, taking whatever time I can to complete things, putting aside work, do work according to my mood. Coming up with the 100% formulae; 1% work and 99% play.

Everyday i wait for 5:30pm so that I can be home and forget whatever shit happened during the day. The day's events are allways BS!! (Like my next door kambing neighbor would always put it)

Entah lah, sampai bila akan jadi macam ni. I've waited long enough for miracle to happen here but I don't think it ever will. No such word as 'kindness' here. No such miraculous event as a sincere smile here. Everything is just pretentious (even I have become accustomed to that - smile when you see Miss Piggy ) Aren't we all the same? When Piggy's not in, we always jump for joy and be our trueself once again... When Piggy's in, world becomes gloomy and sad. As sad as her pahthethic lonely life as a PIG.

Guess What...

...It's still not Friday...

Kambing Rina (Shahrina) sent this image of her this morning... **sigh** It's still not Friday....